Tag funerals

When I die (once my extended warranty expires) Comments

Jan20

When I die, the funeral should not be long. Anything over 45 minutes is too long. I don’t want anybody nodding off and hitting the pew in front of them. Plenty of that happens in church already.

Sorry, Michael Comments

Jun26

They will probably hold a massive service for him soon, attended by celebrities and Jackson family members. It will be big, Princess Dianna big.

Just not for me.