Tag Fatherhood

Excuse No. 236: You used to do it Comments

Mar14

It’s the one after No. 235, which says, “the dog really enjoys balancing on top of the microwave.”

Written by Mike Henneke and filed under Mike's Musings

Keep your mid-life crisis to yourself Comments

Mar2

This is the day I’m supposed to stop and look back in despair.

Written by Mike Henneke and filed under Mike's Musings

Dirty words Comments

Feb4

My youngest son swore the other day.
He didn’t say the big one, thank goodness, the one that makes mom go into a spasm and reach for the Dial soap. (For the record, Barb does not allow this form of punishment here. She prefers something much more lethal: Celine Dion songs played backwards.)
On that day, I [...]

Written by Mike Henneke and filed under Family, Mike's Musings

Four ways to avoid Serious Dad Disorder Comments

May25

So what about the swine flu. This man had Serious Dad Disorder.

Written by Mike Henneke and filed under Family, Mike's Musings

That subversive Food Network Comments

Jul10

Sorry Food Network.
I’m going to have to block you on my television.
It’s true. Consider yourself persona non grata along with Oxygen, Bloomberg, Fox Soccer and the Resort and Residence Channel.
Consider the following facts. I came home to find my kids watching Dinner: Impossible. Can’t be too bad, right? An experienced chef tries to resolve some [...]

Written by Mike Henneke and filed under Family