Excuse No. 236: You used to do it Comments
Mar14
It’s the one after No. 235, which says, “the dog really enjoys balancing on top of the microwave.”
It’s the one after No. 235, which says, “the dog really enjoys balancing on top of the microwave.”
That’s the only reasonable explanation for what happens in our home.
The phone call comes tonight like I knew it would. It’s my oldest boy.
He’s 14, working through the stretch in life where parents only get to see him during visiting hours. And only if nobody’s looking.
“Will you come home and take me with you to the store,” he asks, reaching me at my work desk.
I [...]
By now, you’ve figured out that all your important “stuff” is gone. It’s actually not gone, just sealed up in a very safe place. Look at it this way. It will be much easier for you to clean your room.
If he were in charge of nuclear codes, my son would probably leave them on the kitchen floor. He’s that way.
With these spider hunters at my house, all the spiders in the world can relax.
Rest your little body segments, you arthropods. Smoke, if you got ‘em. (This is serious. Spider cancer is the third leading cause of spider deaths.)
So it’s just the men of the house at home, right? All of a sudden, Riley, 13, [...]
