I’m really slow I know. Especially when I haven’t taken my vitamins.

Still, these things make me scratch my head:

Why the Post Office only has one worker out front during the busiest part of the day.

I haven’t been summoned for jury duty since the early 90s.

Product pitches sent to me in Arabic.

Why my wife gets so frustrated when I leave an extra light on.

How leaving a white C0stco bag in the van will cause somebody to break in. (See my wife on this.)

Why people go 10 miles under the speed limit in front of me when I am in a hurry to get somewhere.

Husbands and wives who carry on conversations on Twitter or Facebook.

The immense hatred in some circles for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

People who talk on cell phones in the bathroom. Despite my pleas, this still happens.

Bicyclists watching movies while riding.

Parents who want to remove all consequences for their children.

Couples who say that God wanted them to get divorced.

The pervasive feeling of entitlement throughout society.