Is This Mike On?

It’s not that I’ve become a complete crank. But these things frost my cookies in no particular order:

Packaging that requires a blow torch to open.

Warm milk.

People who stick to the political party line no matter what.

Beach front stores that close at 5 p.m. with throngs of tourist dollars still moving about.

Watching a gallon jug of juice disappear in one day.

Clerks carrying on conversations with each other while I wait.

People who race to get in front of me on the road, only to reduce their speed by 10 mph.

Internet outages.

A son who considers the whole world his garbage can.

Long lines.

Stale doughnuts.

Loud side conversations during a public address.

When somebody dumps $5 in dimes on the counter ahead of me.

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